February 16th, 2007

Rainbow -- Jenlynn820

Fic: Sexual Dimorphism in Cross-Universal Organisms

Title: Sexual Dimorphism in Cross-Universal Organisms
Author: AngiePen
Fandom: Celebrity RPS
Pairing: Viggo/Orlando
Rating: G
Warnings: Crack!Fic
Summary: Yeah, yeah, it's all pretty and cute and magical, but Viggo just wants Orlando to climb down out of the clouds and come back to reality -- whether or not that's a good thing to wish for....
Disclaimer: I don't own anyone or anything you recognize. I know nothing about their social lives or sexual activities, more's the pity. This is fiction, period. It is done as a labor of love and I make no money from it.
Notes: Written for the wtf27 challenge -- prompt #004, Wings. Also technically qualifies as a media crossover (Dark Crystal [cough] and maybe a bit of Warner Bros. cartoons [coughcough]) but I'm not claiming that one 'cause it's too easy. :)

"...I still say we should've taken that left turn at--"

"I said I was sorry! Come on, luv, this isn't so bad!" Orlando turned around to walk backwards down the path, half skipping, coaxing, his hands held out toward his disgruntled lover. "Look around! You're usually the one running on and on about trees and birds and bugs and all! Have you ever seen anything like this?"

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