August 5th, 2007

Orlando Smiling -- mine

Fic: Pick-Up Lines

Title: Pick-Up Lines
Author: AngiePen
Fandom: Celebrity RPS
Pairing: Viggo/Orlando
Rating: PG
Summary: Orlando's wondering how a Viggo pick-up line would compare with others he's gotten, to say nothing of whether Viggo will ever get around to using one on him.
Disclaimer: I don't own anyone you recognize. I know nothing about their social lives or sexual activities, more's the pity. This is fiction, period. It is done as a labor of love and I make no money from it.
Notes: Written during the Las Vegas Slashy Retreat in August '07. Thanks to lauralynn22 for birthing this bunny by mentioning a funny line to a song I'd never heard before. :)

Orlando had a theory about men. He'd been picked up enough times that he'd experienced plenty of pick-up lines and had figured out that you could tell pretty much everything you needed to know about a potential shagging buddy, and get a pretty decent idea about someone you might be thinking of hooking up with for a while, based on the line they used to try to pick you up.

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