Fandom: Celebrity RPS
Request: Bad!Sex, Viggo/Bean, peanut butter, for caras_galadhon in comment_fic.
Summary: Some experiments just don't work out very well.
Disclaimer: I don't own anyone you recognize. I know nothing about their social lives or sexual activities, more's the pity. This is fiction, period. It is done as a labor of love and I make no money from it.
Notes: OMG I wrote a drabble! O_O
"Oww! Buggering damn!" Sean's sudden heave threw Viggo not only off his back, but completely off the bed. Viggo missed cracking his head on the solid oak dresser by about an inch and had the wind knocked out of him.
He scrambled back up onto the mattress while gasping for breath, desperate to see what had his lover in such a panic. He found his lover clawing at his ass with both hands, still cussing.
"What the fuck?!" Sean snarled at him. "You want to be fucking kinky with the food, that's one thing, but for this you use chunky?!"