Tags: harry potter

Library -- BunnyMcFoo

Deathly Hallows

Well, I thought I wasn't going to get the book until today (Monday) because that's what Jim said when he looked up the shipping info online, but when we got back from seeing Order of the Phoenix (which was about as good as a movie can be when you squish 800 pages of novel down into less than three hours of movie) at like 2am Sunday, Jim checked the mail and there it was, which means it was in there since Saturday afternoon. [headdesk]

Anyway, yeah, spoilers. :)

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Fic: Incompetence

Title: Incompetence
Author: AngiePen
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Draco/Giant Squid
Rating: R
Summary: Evil schemes only work as well as your smartest henchman. ;)
Disclaimer: I don't own anyone you recognize. I know nothing about their social lives or sexual activities, more's the pity. This is fiction, period. It is done as a labor of love and I make no money from it.
Notes: Written for oxoniensis's Porn Battle, using [Draco/Giant Squid, "My what big tentacles you have..."] It's really not all that porny per se, but cephalopod sex probably isn't meant to be incredibly hot anyway. :)

Of course the prank had gone wrong, Crabbe being too big of an arse to even hand him the right thing when asked and why he even hung out with these morons was something Draco had asked himself more than once.

The spell had gone off immediately rather than waiting for Miss Know-It-All Prefect to trigger it and the three of them had gone flying out the window in the direction of the lake. Only Draco had actually landed in the lake, while Crabbe and Goyle, being heavier, had landed in a bush and on the grass respectively and he hoped they had some damned painful bruises to remember it by.

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